5 reasons why Joe is better than Drew at League of Legends

Drew wrongly thinks he's better than Joe at League, here's why he's incorrect.

1. Joe is shorter so it's more impressive that his mechanics are better with his tiny yordle fingers/arms
2. Joe is dumber so it's more impressive that he's better than Drew at League.
3. Joe makes less money than Drew so its more impressive that he has enough time to play league enough to be better than Drew. 
4. Joe has more sex than Drew so its more impressive that he has enough time to play league enough to be better than Drew.
5. Joe is less physically fit than Drew so it's more impressive that he has the stamina to play a full League game to be better than Drew.